Monday, August 3, 2015

People I think deserve to go to hell.

  • People who feed birds.
  • People who play games on their phone with the sound on.
  • People who leave their hair on the shower wall in the locker room.
  • People who get onto the subway before anyone has gotten off.
  • People who think their bag is more worthy of a bus seat than another human being.
  • Men who stretch their fucking legs out while sitting on the train like they're at the gynecologist.
  • Most people on public transportation.
  • People who put the toilet paper roll on top of the holder instead of inside it.
  • People who stand close enough behind you in line that you can feel them breathing on you.
  • Women who ask you how many calories are in the cookie you're eating.
  • People who listen to Pitbull.
  • Most of the members of the Night's Watch.


  1. Last time I checked, people who eat low fat cheese should be on the list too.

  2. I was sure when I opened this that it read "People think I deserve to go to hell"


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