|Are they talking about the container itself or the people who eat from it?|
2. It's a beautiful, beautiful thing when you can hang out with someone you haven't seen in 10 years and feel like nothing's changed.
3. Brazilian waxes are so out. Diamond cuts are forever.
|Cowboy hat, cowboy boots, RACOON TAIL.|
5. I might be giving up on the bartender as I cannot keep up with his many suitors. Last time I was there, a man left him his number. Not only do I have to compete with beautiful women, I have to compete with the gays, too. It's impossible!
6. Mint.com has notified me that I also cannot afford to woo a bartender, so.
7. I guess I'll just have to go back to meeting men on the internet. (Call me!)
8. Speaking of men on the internet, where can I get an Oberyn?
|Seriously though, call me.|
9. Did anyone else start screaming during the dragon scene last night?
10. Boo didn't do shit for me on Mother's Day.