- I sort of feel bad for these geese because it looks like they have been shackled like little slaves.
|Fuck birds, though.|
- Or maybe they are just on house arrest.
- Amy Schumer's show is fantastic. I still sort of resent her for stealing a joke I wrote (privately in my dorm room) in 2006, but IT'S FINE.
- This chick brought a book lamp to a Sox/Yankees game. I'm confessing on her behalf.
- I am very, very white.
- I eat dessert after every meal, including breakfast.
- On that note, today is National Zucchini Bread day. I think we should all celebrate.
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