1. For the past three months, I've been desperately trying to save money. In that time, I've:
- forgotten to pay two bills because I accidentally deleted my inbox
- lost a $150 coat
- thrown away too much produce
- failed, basically
3. I need Tinder.
4. More importantly, I need this dog more than I've ever needed anything:
|I cannot live when I look at this picture.|
5. I've read almost an entire book... at work.
6. The bliss that resulted from months of not weighing myself was destroyed in 20 seconds at the doctor's today.
7. I am so bored with Boston, but I feel trapped here.
8. However, I'm hoping that moving into my own apartment will inspire lots of positive change and maybe
9. Speaking of dating, I think He's Just Not That Into You is filled with valuable lessons for both women and men.
10. I do not support the proliferation of the word "humpday".