2. Summer Heights High is a show I wish I discovered years ago.
4. It took me two hours to clean my room/closet aka I am never allowed to go shopping again.
5. Give your guy friends a pie and they'll make a lot of jokes about your vagina.
6. The only reason why the Patriots win is because I have my fingers crossed.
7. It's totally unnecessary to facetime at the gym.
|Just making sure you guys know I work out.|
8. Cats behave better when you actually spend time with them.
9. Even if you do things like this:
|POS kind of mother.|
10. I am too old for the World Series.