Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Feliz Navidad

Dunkin' Donuts recently reminded me that my birthday is coming up. Considering how poor I am lately, I'm pretty excited that I'll be getting a free coffee from them sometime this month.

Anyway, since my birthday is just right around the corner, I thought I'd make it simple for you all by compiling a list of things I like and dislike so that you can easily pick out the perfect gift for me! I'm so thoughtful, huh?


  1. Cats
  2. Peanut Butter
  3. Books
  4. Beaches
  6. Wine
  7. Sangria
  8. Football
  9. Baseball
  10. CHEESE
  11. Beer 
  12. Music (good kinds)
  13. Coffee
  14. Men
  15. Medieval soft-core porn
  16. Food
  17. CHEESE
  18. Wine


  1. Space
  2. Movies
  3. Birds
  4. Cilantro
  5. Celebrities
  6. Faneuil Hall
  7. Chain restaurants
  8. Shitty television shows
  9. Country music
  10. Zombies
  11. Light beer
  12. Fake mustaches
  13. Pictures of feet in the sand
  14. Terrorism
  15. This website

You have until June 16th. Or whenever. I'll accept gifts at any time, really.


  1. are you sure your birthday isn't the 15th?

    i think we can cover wine, sangria, CHEESE, beer, coffee, food, music, and peanut butter at or before the wedding. hopefully we can also cover men, lets hope they don't have fake mustaches or drink bud light.

  2. If you're single, it's because you don't like cilantro. I once dated someone who didn't like cilantro FOR A VERY SHORT TIME. Because no one can live like that.

  3. There are very few things (edit: food items) that I dislike, so the fact that I couldn't get over my hatred for cilantro upset me. Then I read this article on NPR and realized it's SCIENCE.

    You can't blame me for science.


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