me: dove chocolate wrappers are so fucking stupid
Chris: they really are
me: "believe in the ones you love"... first of all, don't tell me what to do. second of all, you don't know me.
Chris: what if youre lonely and you love no one and you just want to eat
me: you probably are if you're fucking eating chocolate by yourself
Chris: "draw yourself a bath"
me: some people don't have baths. dove is so fucking rude. i really like their chocolate but id also like to be left the fuck alone, you know?
Chris: yeah. it really isn't too much to ask at all. i mean, i thought it was a common understanding that your chocolate, being an inanimate object, didnt say a fucking word to you.