Their entire marketing campaign is based on the idea that Miller Lite is a "manly" beer. Miller Lite? Really? I don't think so. In my opinion, no light beer is a manly beer. But more importantly, Miller Lite tastes like piss. PISS. If a guy ever buys me a Miller Lite, he can shit any possibility of going home with me right down the damn drain.
But why are you even listening to my opinion? I'm a female and therefore know nothing about beer. And as Miller will tell you, I don't even care about taste! In fact, I should really only be drinking this:
Because I gotta watch my figure, too. And the only way a girl can do that is by drinking absolute shit beer (at only 97 calories!) in a tacky bottle. But, wait. If that's the case, then shouldn't Miller Lite really be advertising to me?