Monday, May 1, 2017

May 2017

Thursday, May 11th, 9 pm: Sketchhaus, ImprovBoston, Cambridge
Friday, May 19th, 8 pm: Hideout Comedy, Boston
Saturday, May 20th, 8 pm: Laugh While You Can, Doyle's Cafe, Jamaica Plain

Benefit show for Trans Lifeline 



Sunday, May 21, 9 pm: StandUp ThrowDown semi-finals, ImprovBoston, Cambridge
Tuesday, May 23rd, 8 pm: McGreevy's, Boston
Wednesday, May 24th, 8 pm: Midway Presents, Midway Cafe, Jamaica Plain

Thursday, April 27, 2017

April 2017

Saturday, April 29th, 11:30 pm: Night Moves, ImprovBoston, Cambridge
Sunday, April 30th, 9 pm: StandUp ThrowDown, ImprovBoston, Cambridge


Monday, April 17th, 7 pm: Comedy & Crepes, Burlington VT
Sunday, April 16th, 8 pm: Boston Comedy Chicks, Slumbrew Brewery, Somerville
Saturday, April 15th, 9 pm: The Mendoza Line, Boston
Thursday, April 13th, 8 pm: Stand Up JamImprovBoston, Cambridge

Sunday, February 26, 2017

March/April Shows

This is really just for me at this point.

c/o @hamburgerphone

Thursday, March 2nd, 8 pm: Staunch, Allston
Saturday, March 11th, 8 pm: ComedyKaze, Somerville; 9 pm: Battle Royal, ImprovBoston, Cambridge
Sunday, March 12th, 9 pm: People's Show, ImprovBoston, Cambridge
Wednesday, March 15th, 8 pm: Limelight Comedy, Boston
Thursday, March 16th, 8 pm: The Comedy Studio, Cambridge


Sunday, April 2nd, 8 pm: The Comedy Studio, Cambridge
Thursday, April 13th, 8 pm: Stand Up Jam, ImprovBoston, Cambridge
Saturday, April 15th, 9 pm: The Mendoza Line, Boston
Monday, April 17th, 7 pm: Comedy & Crapes, Burlington VT



And on Friday, March 31st, come down to the Arts at the Armory in Somerville for Laugh While You Can's benefit show to raise money for The Welcome Project!

Thursday, January 12, 2017

January/February Shows

"IS ANYBODY THERE? DOES ANYBODY CARE?" - Girl from my high school doing performance art in our talent show.

Also me because I don't think anyone reads these posts, even though people are always asking, "When's your next show?"



HERE:

Saturday, January 21st, 8 pm: Comedy at Gallery 263, Cambridge
Monday, January 30th, 8 pm: Double Midnight Comics, Manchester, NH
Wednesday, February 1st, 8 pm: The Comedy Studio, Cambridge
Saturday, February 11th, 8 pm: Laughing Liberally, Arts at the Armory, Somerville
Thursday, February 16th, 8 pm: The Comedy Studio, Cambridge
Saturday, February 18th, 9pm: Mendoza Line, Boston
Sunday, February 19th, 9 pm: The People's Show, ImprovBoston, Cambridge
Thursday, February 23rd, sometime: Thunderbar, Allston
Friday, February 24th, 8 pm: The Hideout, Faneuil Hall
Saturday, February 25th, 7 pm: The Bad Bad Show!, Wonderbar, Allston
Tuesday, February 28th, 9 pm: Hot QUEso, Sunset Tap, Allston


Tuesday, January 3, 2017

Winter Shows

It's getting darker and colder and more bitter. I'm of course talking about my heart. But it's also wintertime.


Here are some places I'll be over the next couple months.

December 9, 8:30 pm: Comedy at The Green Room, Cambridge
December 15, 7:30 pm: Comedy in Bubby's Basement*, Mamaleh's, Cambridge
                            9:00 pm: Stand Up Break In, Riot Theater, Jamaica Plain
December 21, 9:30pm: ImprovBoston Holiday Stand-Up Showcase
December 29, probably around like 8 or something: Thunderbar Comedy
January 1, 9:30 pm: ImprovBoston 100 First Jokes, Cambridge
January 3, 8:00 pm: McGreevy's, Boston
January 4, 8:00 pm: Limelight Comedy Club, Theater District
January 5, 9:00 pm: Storytelling at The Riot Theater, Jamaica Plain
January 11, 8:00 pm: Bull Feeney's, Portland, ME
January 30, 8:00 pm: Midnight Comics, Manchester, NH


***January 13, 7 pm: Laugh While You Can's first benefit show to raise money for RAINN. Come support this important cause!

And/or donate here.

Check back for updates.


Wednesday, December 7, 2016

Favorite Albums 2016

2016 was the worst, right? Mostly everything blew ass out of pieces of water*. Except for the music. The music was pretty good.


In no particular order, here are my favorite and/or most listened to albums of 2016:
  1. Julien Baker - Sprained Ankle
  2. Radiohead - A Moon Shaped Pool
  3. Kanye West - Life Of Pablo 
  4. Beyonce - Lemonade
  5. Kendrick Lamar - Untitled
  6. Big Thief - Masterpiece
  7. Rihanna - ANTI
  8. Solange - A Seat at the Table
  9. Angel Olsen - MY WOMAN
  10. Chance the Rapper - Coloring Book



No one ever cares about these posts, but they're important to me, so I keep making them.

*This is an expression I made up in 2002 while watching the movie Signs.

Monday, October 10, 2016

Fall Shows (Updated)

I don't trust anyone who doesn't like candy corn. It's sugar and honey, you fucks. What's not to like?  Anyway, happy fall, guys. It's time to watch things DIE.



Here are some places I'll be over the next couple months:

October 5th, 8 pm: Limelight Comedy, Boston
October 11th, 8 pm: Unscene Comedy, Iron Furnace, Quincy
October 23rd, 8 pm: The Comedy Studio, Cambridge
November 5th, 8 pm: Sweet Caroline's, Fenway
November 15th, 8 pm: McGreevy's, Boston
November 20th, 9 pm: People's Show, ImprovBoston, Cambridge
November 26th, 7 pm: Boston Comedy Project, ImprovBoston, Cambridge

Check back for updates.

Wednesday, August 31, 2016

September Shows

Remember when I blogged? I was all like, "You guys, I boiled down my weekend into 10 bullet points just like Buzzfeed would want! I'm a writer! I swear! I can prove it. I spent $60,000 on an English degree and everything. What is Wordpress?"

Something like that.


Once a week, I look at myself in the mirror and think, "Maybe I should start blogging again." Then, I squeeze all of my blackheads until my face looks rug-burned and I forget why I went into the bathroom in the first place.

Instead of blogging, I've devoted all my ~free~ time to writing down joke ideas in my Notes app. Well thought out premises, like this one:

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People* have asked, so here are some places you can find me in September:

Wednesday, September ​7th: 8 pm, Boston Comedy Arts Festival, ImprovBoston, Cambridge.

Saturday, September 10th: 8 pm, Boston Comedy Chicks, Doyle's Cafe, Jamaica Plain.

​Thursday, September ​15th: 9 pm, Stand Up Break In,​ The​ Riot Theater, Jamaica Plain.

​Saturday, September ​24th: 9 pm, Battle Royale, ImprovBoston, Cambridge.

Check back for updates.

*My mom and dad.

Saturday, January 23, 2016

Drunk GOT

If Drunk History ever decides to do a Game of Thrones spinoff, I hope they'll call me.


Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Albums of 2015

It's that time of year when I tell you about music I like as if you care. I become more and more noncommittal as I get older, so I'm not going to say these are the best albums of 2015, or the only ones I thought were good, but they are the ones that, for better or worse, I listened to the most.

Drake: If You're Reading This It's Too Late


Sufjan Stevens: Carrie & Lowell


The Weeknd: Beauty Behind The Madness


Laura Stevenson: Cocksure


 The Internet: Ego Death


All Dogs: Kicking Every Day


Joey Bada$$: B$.DA.$$


 Marian Hill: Sway


 Kendrick Lamar: To Pimp A Butterfly


Okay, I lied a little bit. I am VERY committed to Lady Lamb. My favorite album of the year is, without a doubt, After: